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Hawco where did you put the keys to the wash room? Before you hand them over make sure you purchase a 2nd mop and broom. We have two new members to break in. Olds, Optiker when you guys clean my P-38 please make sure the cockpit glass is spotless. You will have to get with everyone else on their particulars.  Welcome gents!  |
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2007, 05:39:58 PM » |
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Welcome aboard gents!!
I like my planes just as they are... smoking ruins with tree bits in the props...
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2007, 06:17:56 PM » |
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Welcome aboard..! Welcome to the kennel..............  |
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2007, 07:33:22 PM » |
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i dont want much done. i am not like all those guys making you work hard. just polish all my brass and bullets and make them shiny, i only have 1200 rnds that need to be done welcome aboard
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2007, 07:51:01 PM » |
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I'll need the sad, sad poor remains of my self-esteem cleaned out of my P-38. That plane reminds me how bad I am every time I fly it.
Welcome, guys, I hope you like it here. Don't ever hesitate to ask me any questions I'm sure I'll be totally unable to answer.
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2007, 08:03:11 PM » |
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Thats two very fine Gents you caught there DadDog! <S>
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2007, 08:22:28 PM » |
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Thats two very fine Gents you caught there DadDog! <S>
Ahhh if only you weren't spoken for Schatzi..  |
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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2007, 09:57:39 PM » |
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Since there are two of you, I am going to give you a list..... 1/ Install some new spinners on my Hellcat. 2/ The sun is getting to me lately so, lets go ahead and tint the cockpit glass. 3/ I am tired of the bloo paint scheme, go ahead and re-paint her...and make sure you include flames. 4/ A big ass Maple Leat placed on the front cowling so that folks like Dicho and dogma can see me in a crowd. creature comforts.... 5/ I quit smoking but still suffer cravings. Make sure to clean the ashtray and polish it. Then fill it with Jelly Beans or Jolly ranchers. 6/ Fill the cooler with Pepsi. I don't drink alchohol when shootin down Bish 7/ Remove no essential gauges such as .... well, all of them. Replace with DVD screens and make room for the PS3. The long climbouts are boring and I need something to pass the time. 8/ Replace last months Playboy with Jan 07. (I only read it for the articles)  9/ Two coats of wax 10/ Replace the pine tree air freshener. That's all, and start with mine, I outrank them other guys .. well except daddog. Welcome aboard  |
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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2007, 10:06:34 PM » |
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outrank as in smell worse |
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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2007, 12:38:52 AM » |
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except dd sarge and maddog..lol we may have to make you help them.. by at least 1 yr and some, but for now new guys can pull my plane out of moth balls so i can use it fri (if i can stay awake) ,make it as dirty as you can, maybe enemy will think it was already shot up and leave me alone so i can land for a change
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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2007, 05:49:52 AM » |
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except dd sarge and maddog..lol we may have to make you help them.. by at least 1 yr and some
My apologies sarge. I did not mean to imply that I outranked the entire squad aside from dd. I meant I outrank the FNG's above me in this particular thread.  You are an officer through and through and I am blinded by your brass CAPTAINROFL! I bet sarge shoots out my tires next time he walks past my plane on the flightline for that one....... |
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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2007, 06:21:33 AM » |
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I know, I just couldnt think of anything wittier at that time in the morning when i went to bed about 2 am..lol we havmany LT's to keep us happy..lol and to do the things we are to whats the word i am looking for .... lazy to do..lol like clean our own planes..lol
I hve be to tougher on the new fellow pennsylvanian, not to show favoritism. he can clean the 50 cals along with my shiny bullets, and make sure they paint my niki to look like a spit..lol
Oh DD while you look for the keys to the wash room, i cant find the keys to the o club, they seem to be hidden...
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In 1997, by an act of Congress, Bob Hope was made an honorary veteran" Upon receiving the award, Bob said, " I've been given many awards in my lifetime - but to be numbered among the men and women I admire most - is the greatest honor I have ever received."
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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2007, 08:02:14 AM » |
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Welcome, Gentlemen Cheers! Harppa |
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PERKELE!!! Our dog made a big poo on the floor during the day. Next, our iRobot did its 90-min daily sweep! Yes, it is everywhere!
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2007, 06:50:25 PM » |
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Welcome Aboard Troops, Glad to have some fresh blood around here........., speaking of blood.......you will need to clean under the seat in my HellKitty, I lost a pint or so a week back.....Oh and get rid of all the beer cans and the friggin snow that gets in everytime I try to taxi around the field up here in "Canuckland". Argyll |
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2007, 03:18:48 PM » |
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Welcome Aboard Gentlemen! Just clean the outside of the F4u ALL THAT STUFF IN THE COCKPIT IS FOR PHARMACUTICAL PURPOSES ONLY!  Don't forget to stop by for your rabies vaccine |
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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2007, 08:27:12 PM » |
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Welcome aboard Gents ! Welcome to the mad, crazy, fun filled dog house!
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« Reply #16 on: January 04, 2007, 03:39:42 AM » |
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« Reply #17 on: January 04, 2007, 06:45:04 AM » |
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Oh man -- two vets, one bbs. I thought Ghost's frozen exam gloves were bad. Now we have Blu and Schatzi willing to assist with their unique skills. I'm glad my initiation was done a long time ago.  Welcome to the squad. |
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« Reply #18 on: January 04, 2007, 04:35:19 PM » |
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LOL This was a good thread/exchange Skernsk and Sarge. Gave me a good laugh!
Ya Schatzi and Blutik while your at it please give both Sarge and Skernsk a flea dip.
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« Reply #19 on: January 04, 2007, 05:38:20 PM » |
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I can't remember what a flea dip consist of? Bourbon and water, or was it Chanel No.5? Either way I'm wearing exam gloves, I have flown with these guys. Ain't neither of 'em right  |
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« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2007, 11:38:43 AM » |
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Gentlemen?,
thank you all for the very warm welcome. The fact it came with a pair of handcuffs and a bullwhip is confusing, but being resourceful, I'll figure it out. Re' Schatzi's offer of a rabies shot, I think I'll pass - been shot by Schatzi, her vaccinations are done with a 30mm lead needle.
By the way, for those of you needing your plane detailed, I specialize in tatooing with 50 cal -- can now do Kilroy - working on Marylin Monroe. Let me know when you'd like me to start - I need the practice.
Thanks and regards,
Bill "Optiker" Brady
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